earthdad:

i am shocked that snakes have evolved this far to be able to speak

earthdad:

i am shocked that snakes have evolved this far to be able to speak

turnthomo:

radgreasersharkmanhashtaghellyea:

licentious-babe:

vines that only get good in the last 2 seconds are the best

"ooo!"

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(Source: pinkcookiedimples)

latteos:

latteos:

I just walked past someone really hot lord help me

It was a mirror. Self confidence is key kids

(Source: latteos)

northmiamigoon:

dam long ass relationship

(Source: nptz)

workbitchs:

when a bitch doesn’t work

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joshpeck:

my talents include saying hey to people and then never having an actual conversation with them after that

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

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(Source: dutchster)

mcvirgin:

when someone say  ”you’re welcome” before you get a chance to say “thankyou”image

(Source: mcvirgin)

distraction:

HOW IS IT ALMOST AUGUST ALREADY SUMMER JUST STARTED

I DON’T EVEN HAVE MY SUMEMER BODY YET

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving